Archive for July, 2008

ANTWINCIPATION
July 28, 2008

 
  i have a friend named allen who has recently found out he’s going to become a father to twins.  having “dabbled in the double” myself, i feel much excitment for all that awaits him from his perfect pair. i decided to construct a list of the “top five best things about being a parent of twins”, and hope it [...]

MISSING THE MATE
July 24, 2008

 
     one of these days, and i’m certain it won’t be anytime soon, i’m going to start playing chess again. i was never the best player around, but at one point in my life,  i enjoyed that game as much as the sleepy world champion, auftin nodinov, ever did.  envisioning the possible moves, and the tricky business [...]

IN A HENRY STATE OF MIND
July 14, 2008

 
    our venerable former bengal reciever has just seen his court case for assault dismissed. regardless of wether or not justice was served, what could the state of that man’s mind be right now? elation? excitemnet? relif? thanking the stars that may have luckily alligned to get him away from all that the word “guilty” [...]